El Vado de Jaboc

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wore suspenders before you did and his pants have never fallen down as proof of it. When your dad had a lady under each arm and two fists of PBR at a dive bar, he needed a security system that ensured his slacks would stay where his hands couldn’t keep them. These pant U-Locks let him high step it into the pages of the fashion history books without fear of exposing a backside, unless it was intentional.

So hipsters, next time you’re looking like the ironic Amish asshoole in the coffee shop while playing with your iPhone 4, remember this…

Your dad was so awesome that he had to strap clothes down to his body.

Big Thanks to Jasmina for today’s photo